· A bad day fishing is better than a good day working
· A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings
· A dog wags it's tail with it's heart
· A home without a dog is merely a shelter
· As every cat owner knows, nobody OWNS a cat. - Ellen Perry Berkeley
· Bloom where you are planted
· Cats don't have owners they have staff
· Creation Station
· Fishing Tales
· Fishing stories told here.
· Flower Power
· Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you can get rid of him all weekend!
· God isn't finished with me yet!
· I live to Scrap
· My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet
· Never try to out-stubborn a cat
· Old fishermen never die, they just lose their bobbers
· Pretty as a flower
· Take me out to the ball game
· The idea of calm exists in a sitting cat
· There are no ordinary cats
· Work is for people who don't know how to fish
· Wrinkles and experience go hand in hand
* Hang around dogs and kids; they know how to play
Humor Quotes
· A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
· Around here... Normal is just a setting on the dryer!
· Cheerfulness, like Spring, opens all the blossoms of the inward person. -Jean Paul Ritcher
· Cleaning a house while children are growing is like shoveling snow while it's still snowing!
· Don't be a bear - SMILE!
· Don't worry, be Happy!
· Everyone has a photographic memory... Some just don't have film - Anon
· Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
· Friends Welcome -Relatives by appointment.
· Grant me patience to deal with my blessings
· Grin and "Bear" it
· Housework makes you ugly
· Housework won't kill you, but why take the chance?
· I can resist anything but temptation.
· If people were meant to pop out of bed we'd all sleep in toasters!
· If you think a college education is expensive, try ignorance!
· If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-Turns.
· Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened
· It's a Jungle out there!
· I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks!
· LAUGH OFTEN
· Laugh like no one is listening
· Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of the heart. Mort Walker
· Laundry... Drop your pants here!
· My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations!
· My house was clean last week... sorry you missed it!
· Our aim is to keep the bathroom clean. Your aim will help.
· Still Kicking... just not as high!
· The Gene Pool could use a little Chlorine!
· The fact that no one understand you doesn't make you an artist.
· The house isn't under construction, kids live here!
· This is a self-cleaning kitchen... clean up after yourself!
· You have two choices for dinner - Take it or Leave it!
· You know you are over the hill when happy hour means nap time.
· You're only as old as you feel
Music Quotes
Great symphonies begin with one note
· Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent. - Victor Hugo
· Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday living - Berthold Auerback
· Never B flat... Never B sharp... Always B natural
· "Perfect" practice makes perfect!
· When words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine
· You are the music while the music lasts. - T.S. Elliot
Garden Quotes
· A beautiful garden is a work of heart - unknown
· Kind words are the Garden, Kind thoughts are the roots, Kind words are the blossoms, kind deeds are the fruit - John Ruskin
· Welcome to my Garden
· Don't let the weeds grown around your dreams
· Take thyme to smell the flowers
· Bless these Blooms
· Every bunny loves a garden
· What you sow is what you grow
· Seeds of Love
· Sow kindness Gather love
· Friends are the flowers that bloom in life's garden
· No rain, no rainbows
· One who plants a garden plants some happiness
· Keeper of the Garden
· Please watch over this garden with love
· All gardeners know better than other gardeners
· A garden is a delight to the eye and a solace for the soul.
